21. Queer as fuck.
Married to this babe
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Sometimes jellybean likes to pretend he’s an old man on his death bed. #doxiegram #dachshund #schnauzer #schnoxie

Sometimes jellybean likes to pretend he’s an old man on his death bed. #doxiegram #dachshund #schnauzer #schnoxie

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I’m gonna miss living here :(

I’m gonna miss living here :(

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22 hours ago

Actual quote from Ferguson “law enforcement” officer and 35-year police veteran, Dan Page. But hey, let’s keep focusing on all those unreasonable “looters and rioters” (via staininyourbrain)

(Source: odinsblog, via fyeahcracker)

I’m also a killer. I’ve killed a lot, and if I need to I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me.
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Everyone:Omg! I can't wait til Harry Styles leaks his nudes
Everyone:Have you seen Calum Hood's leaks? He has a long d***k
Everyone:Thank's to Dylan Sprouse's leaked nudes, we now know he's all grown up...literally;)
Everyone:Damn! I would love to see Zac Efron's leaked photos!
*photos of Jennifer Lawrence get leaked*
Everyone:Ohmygod! Why would someone leak her photos! We all need to respect her privacy! She's a human being and she doesn't deserve this.
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23 hours ago

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Omggggggg

(via milesjai)

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2 days ago

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago

poyzn:

Animals that are fabulously awesome.

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2 days ago
akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

Omg he’s like “no, no, no, NO! GET YOUR FILTHY HUMAN HANDS OFF OF ME! I can do it myself”

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2 days ago
socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

(Source: twitter.com, via shinji-icarly)

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